Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Apparently that's my schtik


shtick (from dictionary.com)

noun Slang.
1.
(especially in comic acting) a routine or piece of business inserted to gain a laugh or draw attention to oneself.
2.
one's special interest, talent, etc.

Whenever I see someone jump off of something or take the stairs to fast or run on uneven ground, I think to myself "You could break your ankle that way."  Why does this thought come into my mind?  Because that's what I do.  I break or badly sprain my foot more often than someone should.  The latest injury to add to the list?  Coming off the last step in front of Panda Express and rolling my ankle on Wednesday night. (Tada! they didn't even have the dish I wanted, boo!) Luckily for me (if you can call it luck) the car was just a few steps away and Chris was in it so he was able help me get me into the car and off to quick care.  Within minutes there was an egg sized lump on the side of my foot.  I never even get a cool story to go along with my injuries.  Let me tell you, I know the lady at the check-in desk, the nurse and the doctor are just trying to make sure I'm not being abused or something but it's a little embarrassing to have to repeat over and over that really I'm just a klutz.  The quick care doctor thought I might have a break but she wasn't completely sure so I was referred to a podiatrist.  I couldn't get in until Monday so it was a weekend of crutches for me. (crutches are lame btw)  Chris being the super terrific husband that he is, took a couple of days off to help me out, and if it hadn't been for the injury it would have been a nice little vacation.  The podiatrist said it was a class three sprain (hooray no cast and no more crutches!) I have to keep it wrapped most of the time so I don't get to wear any of my cute shoes for a while but I guess I should b grateful for the walking without assistance part of the deal.

The pictures don't really do it justice.  The bruising looked like when the people on "V" peeled off their skin to show their true alien self.  Chris is afraid of it.


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Staycation

I have really been wanting to get out of town lately and of course spring break would be the time to do that, right?  Plans didn't really come together buuuuut we live in a vacation destination (duh) so we decided to take advantage of that fact.  We got a couple of rooms for cheapie at Sunset Station then did everything that place had to offer.  There was the pool that was was fa-reeezing. I braved putting my feet in for a couple of minutes and the kids only lasted a few minutes longer than that.  Next was the arcade, dinner at the food court, and off to the movies where we watched "The Croods". The kids took advantage of having their own room and stayed up late.  Dalin was looking forward to the buffet  the entire time and he wasn't disappointed .  Really he wanted a plate full of bacon of which he ate maybe three pieces. Then it was off to bowling.  It was less then 24 hours but it was a fun break.
Of course I forgot to document the fun (so much for new year resolutions) so I only got this last minute buffet picture

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Spelling Diva

The state spelling bee!  Chris was hoping for a moment of fame (because they would of course want to know how he's been preparing Kaylee for this her entire life), but they didn't  record this show. There were 31 kids and Kaylee did really well.  I think she was 18th out?  Something like that.  I think it was a great experience for her and I think she even had a little bit of fun.
A luncheon for the Bee winner.  She got her own center peice
I went up to take a picture while she was spelling. Unfortunately this was the round she got out, and she's pretty sure I jinxed it by moving.

With Kendall Tenney.  She's pretty much a local celebrity now

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Happy Birthday Ashton

Here are some of the party down highlights from Ashton's 12th birthday!
Leaving school in the middle of the day for a mom and dad lunch at Ghengis Grill
Ashton doesn't really love cake so she had a personal sized watermelon with candles.  Unfortunately watermelon in February isn't super fantastic.
Friend party at the bowling alley
Ashton wanted to ride the zip line over Fremont street.  Dalin didn't weigh enough and the other boys weren't up for it so it was the girls had a bonding adventure
After the ride...let's do it again!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Happy New Year and the BIG 4-0

Since we rolled back into town on new years eve after a three day drive, we decided to just call it a night.  Well Chris and I did, but the kids were offended at the idea of going to bed early on new years eve so we told them if they let us sleep they could stay up.  And they did.  I think their big celebration consisted of  watching the fireworks on TV but better than sleeping through it I guess. The next day Dalin was asking what resolutions are and why people make them.  I told him they were things people wanted to accomplish or do better.  He said, "I think my new year resolution will be to grow a mustache."  "Really?" I asked.  "Yeah, I know I can't really, but nobody ever keeps their resolutions anyway."  That kid and his mustaches:)

A few day later we celebrated Chris and his 40 year accomplishment.  I say accomplishment because have you heard some of the stories of his youth?  Yeah he's lucky to be alive.  His birthday was pretty low key, just like he likes it.  I made his favorite dinner (ribs and mashed potatoes), we had cupcakery cupcakes aaaand he got a new recliner because his other one was spitting up sawdust.  Happy birthday love!
The cupcakes and the chair and the photobomber Dalin

Friday, January 4, 2013

Merry Christmas fat birds!...Can I have some more BBQ pancakes?

**WARNING**  This is a super sized extra long post.
We were lucky enough to get to go to Arkansas for a Christmas/family reunion celebration.  On our way out of town we stopped by aunt Megan's work to drop off some gifts.  While we were waiting for Chris to come  out we saw some plump looking pigeons in the parking lot.  In the spirit of giving I decided to give them some cookies as a Christmas treat.  As I tossed my cookies (yep I did that on purpose) I called out "Merry Christmas fat birds".  My kids thought it was hilarious, so did the lady taking a smoke break that I hadn't noticed until she was headed back into the building.  We take three days to get there and it's as fun as... well a three day car ride.  Our kids are really good travelers though and the roads were great.  I'm sure they were made even better by the sheer joy Dalin took from peeing on the side of the road every chance he got.  We were even able to visit my brother and his family as we passed through Oklahoma.   We got there Sunday night and on Monday the weather was beautiful.  I think the high was in the 50's.  Like I said beautiful.  
My favorite part of the play was when "Mary" had to tell the shepherd to stop poking the baby Jesus:)
The kids put on a lovely nativity play with nearly professional costumes:)  There was an elaborate Christmas morning plan (more on that in another post) and it came super early as per usual.  Chris tried putting pie tins on the door to the kids room but it kind of backfired when Jayden had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.  Aunt Emily reset the trap, but said forget it after the third time.  Because we had to bring and take home all our gifts we asked Santa to go light this year.  Our kids did get a couple of Nintendo 3DS's to share, and life was good.
Some kids were more into the waking up before the sun came up than others
Santa got extra cutsey with his wrapping this year. I love it!
Chris and his dad are huge Les Miserables fans so we made a plan to go see it.  There was freezing rain when we were leaving so it was colder, but it was just rain, we weren't to worried.  The theater was about 20 min away and it started snowing on the way there, but it wasn't sticking no big deal.  We got to the theater about an hour before the show started and we kept checking the hourly weather.  It was getting colder and supposed to snow, but not until we got back to the house, we can handle that.  About 30 min before the show Nick and Kim, who had stayed home with the boys, called to say there was a lot of snow coming down and it would probably be a god idea for us to come back.  We talked to some locals in the theater who said we should be fine, so we stayed.  We weren't fine.  There was much snow when we came out and the rain had turned into icy roads.  It was slow going back to the rental house.  Ice and snow were weighing down tree limbs and power lines.  Cars had slid off the road and a broken power transformer or something had the road closed and us worried for a little bit.  The house were were staying in was in a hilly woody area and the road going up to the cul de sac the house was on was steep and we started to slide.  Two of our tires were off the road and we were stuck.  Luckily we had brought snow chains with us (I know why would Las Vegans even have snow chains!?!  But we did)  There was digging and scraping and cajoling (mostly by Emily...she's good like that), but we were finally able to get the chains on and Chris made it up the hill.  Buuuuut, the driveway to the house was probably 40 yards long and very steep.  Like steep enough that we didn't dare take a car down it because it would slide right into the house.  Chris's parents and brother in law had been following us so he went back to get them.  They made it up the hill, but Chris's dad is in a wheel chair and they still had to get him down the steep, steep driveway.  Did I mention the driveway was stee-eep?  Yeah it was.  After much digging and scraping and cajoling the guys and Emily we able to get their dad down the driveway, but they weren't done yet.  They decided to shovel the driveway so it wouldn't be so hard the next day.  After much digging and scraping and cajoling, (with a borrowed shovel, yard sign and dust pan mind you) they finished.
Note the purse.  Aaron was kind enough to grab my purse from the van before they came back.
Surely the worst was over.  Or not.  We were winding down and visiting and getting ready to send the kids to bed and the power went out.  The owners said "don't worry the heat is gas".  Except it takes electricity to make the heater and it's fan turn on.  "Don't worry the water heater is gas."  Except it takes electricity to make the spark that heats the water and send it through the pipes, so no hot water.  Luckily there was a gas fireplace and surely the power would come back on soon.  Or not.  The power was still off the next morning.  It turned out it was the worst snow storm in over 12 years.  The area were were in was one of the worst hit and there was a blown transformer or something.  The oven and stove were, you guessed it, electric and there wasn't enough milk or cereal to feed everyone so we made bacon eggs and pancakes on the propane grill.  It wasn't fantastic, but not terrible.  At least it was cold enough outside to keep the refrigerator stuff from spoiling.  Chris and the guys spent most of the day shoveling and the kids loved playing in the snow.  The guys were able to get to the store to get some salt and a few other things so we weren't completely stranded.  By the end of the day there was still no power but we were surviving, and surely the power would be back on by morning.  Or not.  Day two the power was still out, and temperatures were in the teens.  Like I said at least our food was staying cold. (Bright side, bright side)  The kids were still having fun in the snow, and Chris was still having fun(?) shoveling driveways.  The roads had cleared up enough to venture to the store and get a few groceries.
Kaylee made an indoor snowman for Collette
Megan and her family weren't coming in until Thursday so we decided to have our Christmas dinner when they got there.  We made ham and potatoes on the grill.  Chris thought it was the best ham he's ever had and has requested that we make it that way always.  I think he was starving from two days worth of driveway shoveling.  Unfortunately the luck we were having with the power was the kind of luck Megan was having with her flight.  She was supposed to get in at 1:00pm, but due to the snow they didn't get to Arkansas until after 8:00 with a six month old baby in tow.  Buuuuut at 9:00 the lights finally came back on and Megan didn't have to come to a dark house!  Hooray!  I've never seen such a scurry to plug in electronics:)  We had fun family time for the rest of the week (day and a half), and now we have plenty of stories to tell from our pioneer-esque Christmas.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Spelling Bee numbah Three

Yep she did it again!  Kaylee once again won her school spelling bee and moved on to the county bee.  Her nerves weren't too bad until she realized she had to go first.  I can't say I blame her.  It's hard for me to sit through these bees because honestly it makes me question my intelligence.  I used to be smart, really.  Back to Kaylee.  She did excellent and when I say excellent I mean she won the whole shebang!  Yes Kaylee Edwards is the reigning 8th grade Clark county spelling bee champion! (The 5th largest school district in the country thank you very much).  This means she gets to move on to the state spelling bee in March.  A funny little side note, Kaylee doesn't really like all the recognition and praise that comes along with being a champion.  She says it makes her feel like bragging.  Brag away dear daughter, brag away:)
6th grade

7th grade
8th grade champion!

With the host Nate Tannebaum.  She still can't quite believe she won


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Just some pictures

Visit to Hoover Dam

                                            Chris the stylist                 Crazy faces...and pants
                                            "O" lunch                           1st grade thanksgiving feast
Christmas breakfast Nativity(Ashton/Mary, Aiden/Karate Angel) 
 SANTA!!! We have the best one